Originally Posted by Melchiah
I'd be interested in what have been the most disappointing horror movies, that people have seen in the past decade? Mine would definitely be Cannibal (2006), Dead Snow, and Cabin in the Woods.
Cannibal is inspired by the Armin Meiwes case, but pales in comparison to the excellent Grimm Love. We had a horror movie night among friends, and after I chose Cannibal I was actually forbidden to pick any other movie for the evening. =D As for Dead Snow, I couldn't even watch it through, and it's beyond me how it could get two sequels. Cabin in the Woods wasn't quite as bad, but a lame horror comedy nonetheless. Something like Voices surpasses it easily.
1. Yoga Hosers
...fucking terrible. I forced myself to finish it.
2. Fresh Meat
was an awful waste of time too. This one actually pisses me off for putting it on my marathon list because something so much better could have been put in. It has a good setup though. Criminals on the run end up in a cannibal family's home. Just doesn't execute at all.
3. I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House
This was just boring. It didn't go anywhere and really didn't do anything other than make me sleepy but apparently some people did like it?
4. They're Watching
The last 15 minutes was the only part worth watching.
5. Monster Brawl
This one is a no brainer for being a shitty movie. I mean its pretty much Universal monsters wrestling WWF style but it sounds stupid enough to be fun...which it was for like the first half hour setting things up. Then it should have wrapped up quickly because the rest was just boring bad not so bad its good.
Runners up are Black Death, Alchemists Cookbook, Stake Land 2, Evolution, and 31.
Cabin in the Woods is great! Shame on you lol